August 2012
remember all the anime you said you would watch this summer
Number one rule in trying to learn the names of members in a kpop group:
Don’t memorize them by hair color. Them bitches will just change it in a month.
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2:52
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 6 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
“she’s cute, she’s really nice translates to: she’s fucking hideous but i wish i had her hair”
—Joe Santagato (Sh!t I don’t understand about girls)
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
no
