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CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE TOPH RIGHT NOW?!

Toph: What's going on?! Is your family safe?!
Aang: Yes. They made it out okay... But... Lin...
Toph: Lin?!? What about Lin?! What is it?! SPIT IT OUT, TWINKLE TOES!
Aang: Amon... He... He took her bending...
Toph: ...
Aang: ...
Toph: ...
Aang: ...
Toph: OH. OH FUCK NO. WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT PORTAL. WHERE THE FUCK IS KYOSHI??! WE GOT SHIT TO DO.
Aang: Now, Toph, we have to be rationa-
Toph: OH HELL NO. WHERE THE FUCK IS KOH?!? THAT BITCH AMON THINKS HIS FACE IS GONE NOW?!? JUST WAIT UNTIL I'M DONE. JUST. MOTHA. FUCKIN. WAIT.

Asian parents.

Son: *brings girl over to the house.
Parents: Hi, you're so pretty. Come eat, come eat. Go in the room later and fuck.
Daughter: *brings guy over to the house.
Parents: Who are you? How are your grades? Where's your birth certificate? Why are you breathing my daughters air?

Episode 10

Korra: Imma be all badass avatar today
Tenzin: What? I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my SKILLS
Lin: I courageously sacrificed my bending for the cause.
Meelo: FART BENDING
Pema: EVERYONE STOP BABY
Asami: Relationship problems don't matter, I have some ass to kick
Mako: AHA TAKE THAT ASAMI WHAT WHAT. But look at how awesome my firebending is too
General Iroh: Only 2 lines? They'll ship me. Oh yes.
Bolin: Hi. I was there.